Guest exSKINSfan Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 The Washington Deadskins, born the Boston Braves in 1932, passed away in October 2009, following a ten-year long illness inflicted upon it by team owner Daniel M. Snyder and pseudo-general manager Vinny Cerrato. After several failed false alarms and faint glimmers of playoff hope, the once proud franchise developed a fatal aversion to the end-zone, and succumbed in a slow, painful death. The team leaves behind thousands of disgruntled fans, angry tailgaters, and despondent season ticket holders, as well as tons of unsold Deadskins merchandise, one puzzled quarterback, and an emasculated head coach. Oh, how the mighty have fallen! Hail to the Deadskins, No victory. We can't score touchdowns, We just take the three! Run or pass and score, we need a lot more, Portis doesn't practice 'cause his foot's sore. Gripe on, gripe on 'til Vin-ny's gone Shame in Wash-ing-ton Boo, Boo, Boo! Hail to the Deadskins, No victory. Let's grab Dan Snyder Hang him from a tree! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 That is actually pretty good. Did you make that up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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