Psycho Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 ALMOST CAME OUT OF THE HOSPITAL A WOMAN John Doe was recently scheduled for surgery to have a tiny growth (1 inch) on his left lung removed surgically. John Doe while being prep for surgery was being informed by the pre-surgical nurse what he can expect. To John's surprise, the nurse said that he would be in the operating room for about 4 hours as the removal of a lung lobe takes that much time. John freaked out and said I am not here to have my whole lung removed but only a 1 inch growth and the nurse said that is not what the chart here says. John then asked to speak to the surgeon. The surgeon came and John then discovered that his surgeon had all the facts of his case wrong. John then jumped up from the pre-op table, pulled out the tubes from his arm and said: "frak you Doc, I am outta here as I don't want to be another pre-op like Mayor Fenty". The foregoing is a true story that took place in Metro DC this past week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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