Psycho Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 I WANT TO BE THE DIRECTOR OF DC OFFICE OF CAMPAIGN FINANCE Why do I want to be the Director of the District of Columbia Office of Campaign Finance? Well, I can earn around $125, 000.00 a year or more and do little for it. I can give myself bonuses and other nifty perks all at the expense of the tax payers. I can have cable TV in my office and watch my favorite soap operas while I lay on my plush sofa in my office. I can approve my own sick leave with pay, even when I am not sick but being photographed shopping at a mall in Montgomery County by activists trying to expose my dishonesty. I can get DC Government owned and paid cell phones and give some to my children to use. I want to spend the next fifteen years not doing my job, never really finding fault with anyone other than my enemies and amass a dismal record of ineffectiveness, bogus reports and wheeling and dealing so I can further enrich myself and family. Yes, I can do favors for sitting politicos and be assured that my job will be secure even when the DC Inspector General and US Attorney recommends that I be terminated and/or disciplined as my political buddies will stand up for me by attacking my critics to detract the public from the reality of my nefarious ways. Yes, my crooked soul is well suited for service to my government of the District of Columbia. Recently, NBC said that Google was the best company to work for with all its perks but if you have a crooked soul, then DC Government is your best bet. Indeed, I want to be the Director of the District of Columbia Office of Campaign Finance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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