Psycho Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 YOU MOST DEFINITELY KNOW JACK I want to be a crook like Jack Evans has been so successfully. I want to have a secret slush fund to help my friends get elected and ahead. I want to have two faces and wear them well, just like Jack. I want to have lips as big as Mick Jagger so I can kiss the back side of others, just like Jack. I want season passes to the Nationals, Wizards and more, just like Jack. I want to walk into Clydes, order up a $175 dinner and when leaving hear the manager say: “Its on the house”, just like Jack. YES, you can now amaze your friends by telling them you most definitely know Jack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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